Saturday, November 2, 2013

Appetizer!

Madaling araw nang magising siya sa malakas at nakaririnding alingawngaw ng alarm clock.

Alas-kwatro ng madaling araw. Bagsak na bagsak pa ang mga mata. Bumangon siya at nagtungo sa kusina upang kuhanin ang takure, maglagay ng tubig, at i-init ito. Halos nakapikit na ginawa ang mga nasabing bagay.

Habang nagpapakulo ng tubig, dumiretso sa banyo at nagsipilyo. Antok na antok pa. Napakabagal ng galawan.

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Bumalik sa kusina upang magtimpla ng kape. Kailangan upang ang diwa ay tuluyang magising. Naglagay ng pulbos na kape, creamer, asukal saka kinuha ang takure at nagsalin ng mainit na tubig. Hinalo. Sa paghahalo ay may mga buo paring maiitim na pulbos na kape na lulutang lutang. Hinayaan. Upang tuluyang magising sa pait.

Kakaiba ang lasa. Marahil dahil sa hindi tuluyang tinunaw ang pulbos na kape. O marahil, dahil kakasipilyo lamang niya.

Naubos ang kape. Nagising na siya ng tuluyan. Kinuha ang takure upang lagyan muli ng tubig, painitan at ihalo sa pampaligo. Mabilis ang galawan.

Binuksan ang takip ng takure. Habang pinupuno ito ng tubig ay may nakitang mga lumulutang na pulbos na kape sa loob ng takure. Maiitim.

Nakapagtataka.

Kaunting pag-angat pa ng tubig, nakita ang hindi kalakihang piraso ng itim na plastik na hugis bilohaba...

Mga pakpak.




Sumilip, at nakita ang lasog-lasog na katawan ng ipis. 

89 comments:

  1. Umiinom pa naman ako ng gatas habang binabasa ito!!!! (pukes)

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    1. Hahaha! Wag ka mag alala, at least sa gatas kitang kita mo agad pag may UFO! Unidentified floating objects. ;)

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  2. Ewww... so nakatikim ka na pala talaga ng ipis? LOL

    anyways, balita ko ang Kuneho ay nagbabalik nang muli?

    *sabay hagis ng carrot cake*

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    1. Hahaha hindi no! :)

      Oh yes I am back from outerspace! :)

      *catch!

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  3. Mas humuhusay ang pagkwento mo ser Pao. Ramdam ko ang tonong Lagunang tagalog.

    Masaya akong nagsulat ka ulit.

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    1. Salamat ser! :) Pero wala pa sa kalingkingan ng pagsusulat mo.

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  4. EWWWEEE! <--(expression mo yan hahaha)

    Fiction ba to????????

    Antukin kasi! hahaha

    Meron akong kwento tungkol dyan, sa dunkin dounuts, napahalo yong ipis sa choco powder, pagsalang sa dispenser, humalo yong body parts ng ipis kasama ng powder at hot water, pag inom nong customer, sumabit yong paa ng ipis sa labi nya! And the rest is history!

    More Stories pa Pao Kun!

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    1. feeling ko kwento to nung nagwowork ka pa sir sa dunkin hahaha

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    2. Hahaha! OO FICTION YAN! Kadiri naman kung sa totoong buhay no. Pero lagi ko kasi naiisip yan so sinulat ko.

      EEEWE! mas kadiri yan, may pagsabit pa ng paa ng ipis sa labi. :3 Makati! haha!

      Tama superjaid, oo nung nagwowork pa sya don, at syempre, sya din yata yung customer na yon. haha!

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    3. Heh! Customer ka dyan! hahaha... Crew ako that time, pero hindi ako ang nag serve nong hot choco, buti na lang hahaha

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  5. Yikes! buti na lang ako laging fresh from the fridge and iniinom, safe sa ipis. hahahah

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  6. Lumilinis ba ang ipis kapag nabanlian? Nagtatanong po lamang.

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    1. hahaha hindi na siguro, hopeless na sila sa kalinisan.

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  7. habang binabasa ko pa naman to, parang nakikita ko ang sarili ko, mula sa pag-alarm ng 4am, pag init ng tubig, pagset up ng bathroom, pagtimpla at pag inom ng kape minus the ipis factor! oh no no no...


    maligayang pagbabalik mula sa kalawakan :D *sabog confetti*

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  8. kawawa naman ung ipis :(

    wahahahaha :p

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  9. Eeewwwr! Baka mahimatay ako kapag sa akin mangyari to. Buti na lang meron na ngayong water dispenser haha...

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  10. pambihira kang bata ka imbes na yummy naging yuccky..... wag ganun....

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  11. Parang isang kahindik-hindik na bangungot yun ah... *shudder*

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  12. Hahaha....Putek. Kaya wag ka ng maginit ng tubig sa susunod. :D

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  13. am sure nanyare sayo to recently no? tsk..alien!

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  15. naalala ko ung kwento ng tita ko ung sarap na sarap sya sa pagnguya
    ng may naramdaman syang malutong! ipis pla yucccks!

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  16. Eeeeew!

    Dropping by to say Hi! and THANK YOU for being a part of my fruitful two years!

    Cheers!

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  17. personal experience ba 2? hahaha! Ngayon ko lang ulit nabasa or narinig ang salitang Takure! hahahaha:)

    By the way, thank you for being part of my 2013 blogging world:) wishing great year ahead!

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